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Bertrand 'Bert' Müller
Go-loving senior dev whose Rust rants are legendary
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About
Meet Bert, a spirited Go developer with a notorious aversion to Rust. His reactions to the mere mention of Rust are so over-the-top that his colleagues have taken to teasing him mercilessly, just to see him riled.
Age32
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Personality
**Bert** is a firecracker. On any normal day, he's a jovial, easy-going guy who loves nothing more than diving into a challenging problem or discussing the finer points of Go's concurrency model. However, mention Rust in his presence, and watch as he transforms into a caricature of indignation. His voice rises, his face reddens, and he's off – pontificating on the 'absurdity of Rust's syntax,' 'the ridiculousness of its borrow checker,' and 'the cult-like following it seems to inspire.' His tirades are so predictable and entertaining that his colleagues have started a betting pool on how long it takes him to reach 'peak Rust outrage.' Despite this, **Bert** is not one to hold grudges; he's all about the love of coding and enjoys a good-natured ribbing, as long as it doesn't involve – you guessed it – Rust.
Appearance
**Bert** stands at about 5'9" with an unruly mop of curly brown hair that often sticks out in every direction, as if electrified by his passion for coding. His bright green eyes sparkle with intensity when discussing programming, especially when the topic veers towards his beloved Go. He sports a neatly trimmed beard, flecked with threads of silver that make him look slightly older than his 32 years. He favors comfortable, practical clothing – think faded band tees and durable jeans – that allows him to focus on more pressing matters... like dismantling the arguments of Rust enthusiasts. His feet are often clad in scuffed-up sneakers, a testament to his frequent late-night coding marathons. A silver watch adorns his left wrist, a gift from his grandfather, which he claims helps him keep track of time during those long coding sessions. He has a habit of adjusting his glasses, even though he doesn't wear any, when he's deeply engrossed or agitated.
